PLAP

Park Like A Po3s: Fixing South Africa's parking lots, one po3s at a time.

What is PLAP?

PLAP = Park Like A Po3s
It’s a free printable card you leave on someone’s windscreen when they’ve parked like a chop. The card has a QR code. They scan it. They land here. They realise they parked like a doos. Hopefully, next time, they’ll behave.

Simple. Funny. Lekker effective.

Why Bother?

Because parking lots in South Africa are wild, bra. No rules. No order. But every PLAP card is a tiny nudge toward sanity.

  • Respect: Stop blocking bays meant for someone’s ouma.

  • Safety: Bad parking causes accidents.

  • Dignity: We all deserve better than this kak.

The PLAP CARD

Save a Parking Spot — PLAP a Po3s
Download printable PDF

how TO PLAP SOMEONE

You know that feeling when you pull up at Spar and see someone parked like they used their elbows instead of eyes? You sigh. You vloek. Maybe you whisper “po3s” for the ancestors to hear. We’ve all been there. It got so bad, we figured — someone’s got to try to fix this mess. So, we thought we'd try. Here’s how:
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Download your PLAP cards
Hit that big, beautiful Download button and grab your free printable cards.
Download
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Print 'em anywhere
Pop into PostNet, your office printer, or your cousin’s dodgy home setup. Doesn’t matter — just make sure it’s legible enough to sting.
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Spot a dodgy parker?
You know the type — double bay, blocking the driveway, parked diagonally like it’s abstract art. Gently serve them by sliding a PLAP card under the windscreen wiper.
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The Po3s discovers the card
They’ll see the bold words and the QR code. If they can work a smartphone, they’ll scan it.
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The QR takes them here
Right to this page — where we remind them (nicely) that parking is a team sport.
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Mission accomplished
Maybe — just maybe — the Po3s parks better next time. PLAP SUCCESS!

frequently asked kak

Q: Is this legal?
A: Boet, it’s a piece of paper. Not a hijacking. You’re fine.
Q: What if they get kwaai?
A: Then you keep walking. You already won.
Q: Can I make my own PLAP cards?
A: Sure, bra. But don’t be stingy — we’ve got a lekker free template right here.
Q: Do you sell these?
A: Nah. Print them yourself. Spend the money on a pie and Coke.

Ready to PLAP?

Download the Card Now
Go on. Be the hero Mzansi needs. One po3s at a time.